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Started by Mark Feb 25. 0 Replies 3 Likes
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?" The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."Continue
Started by Hostess Rise'. Last reply by Hostess Rise' Feb 11. 4 Replies 0 Likes
I find this commercial to be creative and cute. I can also see that some of you might find it to be annoying especially if you are sleeping and the commercial wakes you up from sleep. Continue
Started by Hostess Rise'. Last reply by Hostess Rise' Nov 2, 2011. 11 Replies 2 Likes
Why can't ghost and witches make babies? Because ghosts have Hollow weenies LOLContinue
Started by Hostess Rise'. Last reply by Rita Oct 26, 2011. 12 Replies 3 Likes
Q:Which one came first egg or chicken? A: I don't care I just want my breakfast served. Q: What does a clock do when it's hungry? A: Goes back 4 secounds!!! taken from best jokesContinue
Started by Hostess Rise'. Last reply by Hostess Rise' Oct 9, 2011. 12 Replies 4 Likes
Do you know that LOL stands for Laugh out loud. I am sure there are many of you newbies out there do not know what LOL stands for. Now you do. I am in need of a good laugh. HELP ME!! LOLContinue
Started by Hostess Rise'. Last reply by Hostess Rise' Oct 2, 2011. 7 Replies 1 Like
I do not know for sure, but I thought i saw a bird or two flying around here. LOL
Started by Hostess Rise'. Last reply by Hostess Rise' Sep 26, 2011. 8 Replies 1 Like
Started by Hostess Rise'. Last reply by Hostess Rise' Sep 20, 2011. 1 Reply 1 Like
here is a list of Pet Peeveshttp://www.getannoyed.com Which one do you find funny or ridiculous.Continue
Started by Cisco. Last reply by Sunshine Gurl Sep 15, 2011. 6 Replies 4 Likes
I had to click there in order to create a thread. All this is new to me. Considering that I an computer impaired, maybe this will help. Oh poo! now I have to come up with a joke. Okay, so here is my feeble attempt: For those of you who watch what you eat...Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies. 1) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 2) The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 3) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 4) The Italians drink lots of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 5) The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. Conclusion:Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what…Continue
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Comment by Reginald Tom Wickett on March 16, 2012 at 12:26am An American was on a fox hunt in England, everybody had so-so hunt & when they got back to the clubhouse everybody was quiet & the American was confused & asked a English man what was wrong, the Englishman explained that when you are chasing the fox you yell Tally-ho, not there goes the son of a bitch.
Comment by Cisco on March 15, 2012 at 9:57am I saw three of the four. I had to chuckle at the Barry Manilow one because I cannot stand Barry Manilow.
Does anyone like these videos?
Any commercials that you love to share?
Comment by Cisco on December 5, 2011 at 8:13pm A Message For God:
Dear God,
All I ask for in 2012 is a big fat bank account and a slim body--please,. please don't mix these up like you did last year.
Amen.
Sorry about that, the last post didn't fit for some reason. Should have read the rules for better writing.
Here are the readable Rules for Better Writing
1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
5. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat)
6. Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.
7. Be more or less specific.
8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually )unnecessary.
9. Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
10. No sentence fragments.
11. Contractions aren't necessary and shouldn't be used.
12. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
13. Do not be redundant; do not use more words than necessary; it's
highly superfluous.
14. One should NEVER generalize.
15. Comparisons are as bad as clich=E9s.
16. Don't use no double negatives.
17. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
18. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
19. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
20. The passive voice is to be ignored.
21. Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary. Parenthetical words
however should be enclosed in commas.
22. Never use a big word when a diminutive one would suffice.
23. Kill all exclamation points!!!
24. Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.
25. Understatement is always the absolute best way to put forth earth
shaking ideas.
26. Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not
needed.
27. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate
quotations. Tell me what you know."
28. If you've heard it once, you've heard it a thousand times: Resist
hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use it correctly.
29. Puns are for children, not groan readers.
30. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
31. Even IF a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
32. Who needs rhetorical questions?
33. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
-Anonymous
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